celebrity tots: boy or girl? it's anyone's guess
Ashlee Simpson finally popped out Fall Out Boy hubby Pete Wentz’s tyke.
The name? Bronx Wentz. (Officially Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Mowgli being a character in Kipling’s Jungle Book.) Whaddya think?
They join the lengthening list of weird, unusual or downright looney names celebrities are giving their progeny. Take a peek.
- Christine Brinkley ...... Sailor
- Bono ...... Memphis Eve
- Courtney Cox ...... Coco
- Erykah Badu ...... Puma
- Nicholas Cage ...... Kal-el (Superman’s birth name)
- the insane Tom Cruise ...... Suri (the implanted)
- David Duchovny ...... Kyd
- The Edge (from U2) ...... Blue Angel
- Ralph Fienne ...... Mercy and Titan and Hero
- Bob Geldoff ...... Fifi Trixbelle and Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie
- Rachel Griffith ...... Banjo
- Barbara Hershey ...... Free
- Helen Hunt ...... Makena’lei Gordon
- Michael Hutchence ...... Tiger Lilly Heavenly Hirani
- Jermaine Jackson ...... Jermajesty
- Penn Jillette ...... Moxie Crimefighter
- Milla Jovovich ...... Ever
- Jason Lee ...... Pilot (From a Grandaddy song he heard titled "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot.” Nice start to that kid's self-esteem.)
- Rob Morrow ...... Tu (as in Tu Morrow)
- Gwenyth Paltrow ...... Apple
- Ving Rhames ...... Reignbeau and Freedom
- Julia Roberts ...... Phinnaeus and Hazel
- Shannyn Sossamon ...... Audio Science
- Steven Spielberg ...... Destry
- Gwen Stefani ...... Zuma
- Forest Whitaker ...... Ocean
Good thing these kiddies are from wealth when therapy begins.
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lol - and weren't we all pleased to see that little Suri topped the Forbes list of Hollywoods 10 Hottest Tots. I kid you not, there is such a thing. I'm looking at it in the paper as we speak. It says that they rank celebrity tots five years and older. Suri - known for her stylish outfits and haircut - topped the list
the world is really messed up
Worse when you realise almost a third of the kids on the Forbes list belong to Angelina Jolie (I can't stand the woman)
You really have to wonder if these people even say the names out loud before they proclaim their kid is stuck with it until they turn 18 - Bronx Wentz? And Gwen Stefani's latest offering was not much better. Although I could live with a few of the names on the list - Apple and Ocean...and Kal-el is a pretty awesome name until you're about 10.
I guess though, living the entitled life of celebrity spawn, weird names are the least of their troubles.
Sailor! Banjo! AUDIO SCIENCE?!?!?!?! It gives me a headache just thinking about it! Moxie Crimefighter is just plain off the wall, but at least Penn was kind enough to have Moxie in there. Moxie is a cute nickname and perfect for if she decides to go into entertaining... anything proffesional? maybe not so much but still. (and yes I am a Penn and Teller Fan). As for Kal-El..... I'm a geek so I've got to give Cage props. I mean really, Kal-el Cage? That's just plain bad ass right there. That boy will be king of all geekdom! And that is said with the utmost respect.
As for the rest?
.... well, god help ya.