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Ashlee Simpson finally popped out Fall Out Boy hubby Pete Wentz’s tyke.

The name? Bronx Wentz. (Officially Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Mowgli being a character in Kipling’s Jungle Book.) Whaddya think?

They join the lengthening list of weird, unusual or downright looney names celebrities are giving their progeny. Take a peek.

• Christine Brinkley ...... Sailor
• Bono ......  Memphis Eve
• Courtney Cox ......  Coco
• Erykah Badu ...... Puma
• Nicholas Cage ......  Kal-el (Superman’s birth name)
• the insane Tom Cruise ...... Suri (the implanted)
• David Duchovny ...... Kyd
• The Edge (from U2) ...... Blue Angel
• Ralph Fienne ...... Mercy and Titan and Hero
• Bob Geldoff ...... Fifi Trixbelle and Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie
• Rachel Griffith ...... Banjo
  
• Barbara Hershey ...... Free
  
• Helen Hunt ...... Makena’lei Gordon
• Michael Hutchence ...... Tiger Lilly Heavenly Hirani
• Jermaine Jackson ...... Jermajesty
• Penn Jillette ...... Moxie Crimefighter
• Milla Jovovich ...... Ever
  
• Jason Lee ...... Pilot (From a Grandaddy song he heard titled "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot.” Nice start to that kid's self-esteem.)
• Rob Morrow ...... Tu (as in Tu Morrow)
• Gwenyth Paltrow ...... Apple
• Ving Rhames ...... Reignbeau and Freedom
• Julia Roberts ...... Phinnaeus and Hazel
• Shannyn Sossamon ...... Audio Science
• Steven Spielberg ...... Destry
• Gwen Stefani ...... Zuma
• Forest Whitaker ...... Ocean

Good thing these kiddies are from wealth when therapy begins.